dragonweiner

[dragonweiner @pterodactussy]

Sometimes if I focus really hard I can make my pussy dance.

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Well it tastes like chicken Alfredo, so as Mac and cheese goes it’s pretty dogshit. But as chicken Alfredo, it’s macaroni.

[dragonweiner @pterodactussy]

@yozenrl Poop all the way. I watched 2 girls one cup when I was 7 and it scarred me for life.

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@yozenrl @killmefam This is the way.

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@yozenrl Hit the ball in the other teams net

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Playing solitaire at work just as Yakub intended.

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Robert Loggia is hunting me.

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I LOVE ADS AND I LOVE BEING MANIPULATED TO KISS BOYS.

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The Lithuanian flag is the new swastika.

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@yozenrl Crazy progress. W

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Those t’s are starting to get me.

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@yozenrl Kiss a man.

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Water parks are foot conventions.

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Today some chick said I was looking slim so I punched her in the mouth.

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My balls are shedding.

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@yozenrl Yeah if you’re not a pussy

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@yozenrl If you chew the glass enough it’ll turn to sand then you can eat it

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Taylor Swift is going to kill us all.