pterodactyl

when a velociraptor wakes u up on an airplane…ALAN.

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

@guccdoggin Divine intoevention

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Fin

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Erogenous toast #sexytoast

[Raging Boner @OrgasmicSneeze]

I mean???

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

I have a mental disorder where my right brain identifies as Olivia Rodrigo and my left brain identifies as Joshua Basset. #conflict

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

That was so myself of me. #duh

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Schlurrp

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@guccdoggin @dancinmurphball

[dramatic bitch @guccdoggin]

Do your feet get along with each other? #concernedfootowner

[dramatic bitch @guccdoggin]

5 retweets and I’ll strangle a seagull

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

@dancinmurphball @guccdoggin Does a cock count as chicken?

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

I made my family disappear #homealone5

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Don’t forget to turn off your poop spigots.

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

If anyone has to poop rn hmu. I’m on the toilet u can airdrop me. #friendshelpfriends

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

What if you could airdrop you poop to someone at a toilet when you don’t have access to one. @guccdoggin #theworldneedsthis

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What if ur beach house didn’t have heat #wouldntknow

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

Omg what if Shawn mendes was in my cabinet 😱😱😱#woah

[pterodactyl @pterodactylpoo]

I used to go to school drunk. No one ever told me I was supposed to spit out the mouthwash.

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