"This one's a bit of an oddball case, sir."
"How so?" "Perfect marks in every written and physical test, but a flat zero in every oral exam."
"Did he not attend?"
"Those present say there was an attempt, but he would always get flustered and excuse himself politely."
"Dude, you've been flexing in front of the mirror for like half an hour."
"And? C'mon, let a guy feel sexy for a bit! Unless you want to come over here and help me out with that, hehe."