11 Bit Studios really went:
“Oh, you know that challenge where we had you perform 12 alternate versions of one man? That was a tough challenge, right?…
Well, here’s a few more.
Good luck. Have fun.”
As someone who has had a mastectomy AND a cosmetic reduction, I can safely say that boobs only have three purposes, namely:
a) feeding bairns
b) attracting a mate
c) balancing snacks on when reclining,
and should probably have evolved to be velcroed on and off accordingly.
Some people seem awfully tetchy about a woman who has had breast cancer talking about the glorification of mastectomy for non-medical reasons.
To the point of calling a breast cancer survivor a “malignant narcissist” who is “weaponising her cancer experience” and using it as a “weapon to attack trans people”.
Anyone would think they wanted to distract attention from the uncomfortable questions at the heart of this debate:
Why are healthy breasts increasingly being viewed as a problem to be removed, rather than part of a female body that women and girls should be helped to feel comfortable in?
And why would removing healthy body parts - for no good medical reason - ever be something worthy of celebration?
@thepanicsquid He’s like the opposite of the smol girl trope: he’s just a big guy doing big guy things… like repeatedly high-impact teabagging corpses instead of looting them.
Going back to work has been just as hard as I thought it would be. I hate how wrung out it makes me feel. There’s nothing left once I get home: nothing for my family or my hobbies, just a shell.
Why did having cancer feel like a reprieve from my life?
Bless the children being shocked that JLC has amazing tits. Every straight man and lesbian of my generation has worn down a copy of at least one video tape in their time.
Oh, okay, some straight women, too.*
*Me. It’s me.