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Yanan: *breathes*
The rest of pentagon: 💝❣️💞💕💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕💝💓💓❤️❤️💖💗💟💟❣️💞💕💝💓❤️❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕i love you💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💞💕💝💓❤️💖💗💟❣️💕💞💝💓❤️💗💟❣️💕💝❤️💝💖💗💓💟💕❣️💞❤️💝💖💓
Yanan: How did you guys say that out loud

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this is the owner of this account, i’m sorry if anyone saw the hacked tweets :( i have now added better security so it won’t happen again

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@teddynus maybe if they stanned everglow they wouldn’t get hacked

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yuto: guess what number i’m thinking of

wooseok: 420

yuto: no, that’s really immature. someone else guess and take this seriously

shinwon: 69

yuto: yeah it was 69

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hongseok: you’re driving a car and then you see changgu and kino in the street. which will you hit first?

yanan: definitely kino

hongseok, massaging his temples: you’re supposed to hit the breaks first, yanan. not kino

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shinwon: have you ever seen something that changed your life?

kino: i saw you

shinwon: honestly, that's so sweet, but it kinda makes this awkward cause I was gonna show you a painting of hui as a goose

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hui: would you mind putting the angel on the top of the christmas tree?

kino: not at all!

kino: [holds yanan at the top of the tree]

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hongseok, after spending the whole day teaching yuto the ABCs: alright yuto, show me what you’ve learned

yuto, panicking: F, E, A, C, B, Z-

hongseok: HELL YEAH BOY, REMIX!

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wooseok: hyung, how do i get revenge on those who wronged me?

hyojong: the best revenge is letting go and living well

wooseok:

wooseok: shinwon-hyung, how do i-

shinwon: stab. eliminate. destroy.

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changgu: hey, i got us friendship bracelets!

yanan: nice, put it on me

changgu: [handcuffs himself to yanan]

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hongseok: i relate to belle because she loves to read books and she loves people for their souls

kino: i relate to tinker bell because she needs attention or she dies

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yanan: i’ve never actually been in a snowball fight

hongseok: really?

yanan: i don’t even know the rules. is there like a point system? or is it ...to the death?

[sexy cami @winkchamp]

happy birthday to our rockstar shinwon. you’re the cutest, sweetest boy, with the voice of an angel and you bring so much happiness and love to pentagon!! have the happiest day <3

#RockstarShinwonDay #HAPPYSHINWONDAY

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wooseok: i failed my safety course today

hui: what happened?

wooseok: well one of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire what steps would you take?’

hui: and?

wooseok: apparently ‘fucking large ones’ wasn’t the right answer

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Hyojong (texting): Nose
Hyojong: I just typed that with my nose
Hongseok: Penis
(Hyojong has left the chat)

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jinho: why is hyojong crying?

wooseok: he took one of those “which pentagon member are you?” buzzfeed quizzes.

jinho: oh, who’d he get?

wooseok: kino

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shinwon: there’s only three ways to do things, the wrong way, the right way, and the shinwon way

yanan: isn’t that just the wrong way?

shinwon: yeah, but it’s faster

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yuto: and now for a gay update with kino

kino: getting gayer

yuto: thank you kino

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hyojong at his first day being a veterinarian: what seems to be the problem sir?

cat: meow

hyojong: i see. how long has this been going on?

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jinho: [screams seeing a spider]

spider: the STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. now i don’t major in music but that was SURELY an e5. INCREDIBLE vibrato.

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changgu: if your hands are cold it just means your ghost boyfriend is holding them

wooseok: my...

wooseok: my feet are cold.