The Alchemist

🌲👽🌲 Erleichda! ⭕️⭕️⭕️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@PoliticalStacy @HunterBiden @Boilers32 Are laptops drugs, you MAGA dumb bootlocker?

Try to keep up

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, bailouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive? And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism?

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@lledrook Ball

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@politicalmath Oh boy I can’t believe Donald Trump lied

No one could have predicted it

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@washghost1 Complaining about the smell of weed behind the wheel of a car that throws exhaust fumes full of carbon into the atmosphere

🤦🏼‍♂️

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@Strandjunker They’re weaklings too is how

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@Alexfeinberg No you just need to grow a pair and stop being a whiny little baby already

[Dazed and Confused @daazednconfusd]

Happy Dazed and Confused day you little freshman bitches

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@Forte4r Sweet apparently I’m an extraterrestrial

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

FTR I’m still good friends with one of those random people and just texted him this memory

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

20 years ago yesterday I jumped in a car with some random people from PT and went to see Trey

I ended up making a great lifelong friend. We started this “let’s go flyers!” chant at the end of inlaw here

Only time Treys ever done something in response to one of my actions

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@kansascityohm lol thanks for the reminder!

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@HistorianUSA1 @ralphssong Calling a person who is a slave to a substance “free” is quite a choice

Turns out it’s pretty cool to walk around the woods sober too

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@Bklynheart57 Donald Trump sucks, but it’s on you to create joy in your life

You can have plenty of joy in your life right now. That’s on you, not him

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@crackcobain__ Not only did they vote for it, they will respond to that clip with “wow what doesn’t Trump know all about?!? He’s so smart!”

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@MSG_Rocking Only time RCMH got more hype was during the phish concert in 2000

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

it’s a war on people with the light still in their eyes

stay vigilant

[Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮ @BrianaRoseLee]

If you can’t write a term paper without AI you don’t deserve a degree.
I said what I said.

[The Alchemist @pthish2016]

@atllam @keithedwards And the YMCA