Paul Thoma

[Paul Thoma @pthoma]

You think bees are offended that the honey bottle is always a bear. Oh you mean the guys who steal the food we make to save for ourselves for winter after we toil away for weeks???

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I just realized the word hear has the word ear in it and the word eyes has the letters for see in it.

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@Jason San Diego :)

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@jordanrkent @Pac12Network

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@BaldBryan requesting you send a tweet every 6 hours or so so we know you’re still alive. Thaaaanks.

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Shout out to @SouthwestAir and @TSA in San Diego and Sacramento airports. 100% of people were cheerful and helpful toward us during a trip with a baby and toddler!

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@bariweiss do people give you credit for your ad reads? They’re legit funny.

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@jaylit Strong submission.

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Can you believe a plant as cute as a sunflower actually has a super delicious nut? What plant has a better cute/delicious combo?

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@jaylit Lol yes. Seed.

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@jordanrkent I don’t know how to say words because I went to Oregon. Ask Eastern Washington (which I understand is part of the Ivy League) grad Jimmy Lake.

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@kayvont Don’t worry about it. It happens.

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@emilyvdw are you going to do the winners/losers for Succession this season? I enjoyed those immensely!

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You achieved First to Try Brisket by being one of the fisrt to try our new Smoked Birkset

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@DuckFootball did we ever find out what was up with the blue duck? I can’t find anything on it.

[Jordan Kent @jordanrkent]

Btw, @joey3harrington said he’ll throw me a pass if I can get to 10k followers by the end of the game. Help me out duck fam! #GoDucks

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@SklarBrothers watching Ohio State game. Their RB is named Henderson and I think of you guys every time they call his name lol.

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@adamcarolla Mr. Carolla. Have you listed to Malcolm Gladwell’s new book, the Bomber Mafia? I’m quite positive you’d enjoy it thoroughly. It’s about bombers in WW2. Need I say more?

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⁦@markgeragos⁩ this podcast is all about insurance companies paying (or not) business interruption insurance claims. Thought you’d want to know! https://t.co/Yond2cxmUx

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Controversial Starbucks marketing idea. “For just the cost of supporting a political candidate, you could instead have a fresh, delicious Starbucks latte every day.”