Hey
twitter
this
is
not
a
drill
the
FCC
just
announced
that
#NetNeutrality
ends
on
June 11
unless
we
get
Congress
to
stop
it
retweet
to
sound
the
alarm
https://t.co/S8d0Oyhr5y
God: bite into this onion like it’s an apple
Abraham: what?
Jesus: dude he gets like this sometimes, just do it
Abraham, biting the onion: ew gross
God: lol nice. Ok now sacrifice your son
Abraham: wtf
God: sacrifice yours & I’ll sacrifice mine
Jesus: sorry what