Not really

[Not really @ptitf2011]

I’m getting to old to puke and rally, but here we are

[kim @KimmyMonte]

*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* hey bro you should charge your milk

[Not really @ptitf2011]

@uniquerider1131 @ayyo_kenzie What’s wrong with 30? Asking for a friend

[Spose quit this app @spizzyspose]

man people are getting so soft. if a guy gets smacked, he gets smacked. when i'm standing in front of an audience w/ a microphone, i could easily say some shit anytime that's gonna get the shit kicked out of me. so i don't. chris rock misjudged, got smacked. adapt accordingly

[Not really @ptitf2011]

I wish Spotify had an incognito tab… listen to one pp cocaine song and now my algorithm is fucked up

[ScHoolgirl C @cheyynoel]

I am in need of the beach

[Not really @ptitf2011]

@uniquerider1131 I want one good reason why not?

[PARTY FAVOR @partyfavor]

Panic! At The Costco

[Not really @ptitf2011]

I keep getting profiles for my Mexican beer order and I no habla Spain does

[Not really @ptitf2011]

Yup, ew

[Not really @ptitf2011]

@cheyynoel Can I give you a virtual hug

[Not really @ptitf2011]

I don’t like to drink alone but DUI’s are a thing

[Not really @ptitf2011]

@uniquerider1131 Sorry

[Not really @ptitf2011]

Is there an isnland full of losers somewhere I can go and feel at home?

[Not really @ptitf2011]

Fuck I didnt know I was that repulsive

[Not really @ptitf2011]

Freedom with strings attached

[Not really @ptitf2011]

Okay a local will give a ride to the airport for $200 I feel that’s a little steep what can you do

[Not really @ptitf2011]

If I can offer any life advice it’s not to get fired in town with out any sort of bus, taxi or train service