The Magical PDP

Indiscernible thoughts

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

On the 17th day God said let there be alcoholics.

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

When work makes you want to shoot yourself but all you want is a burger and a beer.

[FAU Phi Delt @FAUPDT]

Introducing our newly inducted Phikeia! #lambdaclass

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

When she's the only thing that you could ever possibly think about. @melissaaamie

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

@melissaaamie Love you too 😍😙

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Love always fucking wins.

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

My motto for this week. I'm sorry I dance like a white boy. #cant #dance

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

When life gives you lemons. Ask for asparagus because if you're gonna piss on someone atleast make it smell bad. #lmao #advice

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

I powder my balls like a fresh Victorian wig to keep them unthighstickified. #lmao

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

A wise man once told me that there is nothing more exhilarating than taking a life with your dick in your wife. Going on the bucketlist#lmao

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

A wise man once said to a woman "a handjob is a man's job. Your job is a blow job" #lmao #iamgoingtohell

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

@Jeyy_money to bad we'll never stop eating it.

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Someone needs to man my sail boat when its at full mast (;. #lmao #ass #innuendo

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Her legs are so far apart they're pen pals. #slut #whore #smut #lmao

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Would you like some more alcohol with your alcohol? Why yes I would. #itbegins #greygoose #Corona and #Tequila

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

An irish seven course meal. A six pack of #Guiness and a potato. #ineedadrink #beer

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

I have moved on from my old friend Jack Daniels, and have jumped ship to my boys Jameson and Johnnie Walker. #bluelabel #scotch #Johnnie

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Some you can only do 1 in the pink and none in the stink Her you can fit a fist in the pink and a fist in the stink #lmao #goingtohell #slut

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

Way to take a shit on microsoft's chest there Sony. Thats the way to do it. #playstationnation #playstation4 #ps4

[The Magical PDP @ptmccaule]

@jonathanaustin6 can I shit your pants for you?