Patrick Tolbert

Dad. ⚾️fan. Digital Strategy Nerd. Journalist doing B2B Marketing. Baylor Bear. #AvGeek. Avid BBQer.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

Hi @tsa. Flying with two kids today. One of my kids has precheck with me but not the other. Can you help?

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

.@NFL are you aware I can’t watch the @dallascowboys because of a pissing match between @NXSTMediaGroup and @ATT ??

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

This is everything that’s wrong with local media: shareholders.

Nexstar wants to boost earnings amid declining audience numbers and forces cable companies to pay more.

For years they’ve been “not as bad as Sinclair” but now that NFL season is here… not a chance.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@NXSTMediaGroup you at everything that’s wrong with local media. You and your shareholder greed means I can’t watch the @dallascowboys with my family.

@ATT when will my refund be credited to my account?

@tedcruz if I pay for local channels, shouldn’t it be able to watch them?

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@NXSTMediaGroup you at everything that’s wrong with local media. You and your shareholder greed means I can’t watch the @dallascowboys with my family.

@ATT when will my refund be credited to my account?

@tedcruz if I pay for local channels, shouldn’t it be able to watch them?

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

cc: @SteveKornacki

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

Is she the @SteveKornacki of #GirlScoutCookies data?
Support the girls: https://t.co/BfIUaVREOq

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@ClaireMcInerny I had this same problem. I took my family out to dinner together. Watched west wing and then we played monopoly,

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The school in St. Louis had metal detectors. Police said the doors were locked. There were armed guards inside the school.

Two people are dead.

Republicans will tell you the solution is somehow more guns. On Nov 8, you need to tell them they’re full of shit.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@PennyRiordan1 Oh my goodness. This is heartbreaking to read and I can only imagine how you guys must feel.

I have no doubt he lived his best life with you all!

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

Everybody talking about Astros/Yankees strike out deficit didn’t see #TinyTolbert’s TNT vs Thunderkatz matchup this weekend.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@robscotttime They probably didn’t go to the county level but created their own geographic breakdown based on typical voter turnout and past election results.

500 is a small sample, but are a sample of likely voters. Actual voters will be way less than 7.5mil

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@NFLonFOX what the heck is the whistling noise in the cowboys game? It’s like the crowd nats mic is picking up a fan with l33t whistling skills. Can we get that shut off?

Sounds like a dog watching a squirrel through the window.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

Important #TinyTolbert update. After pitching a full game she was tapped to close out a second. She struck out the side. Please enjoy the adorable celebratory hop.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@bobbycblanchard Some excellent reads but The Book With No Pictures will make anyone of any age laugh until they cry.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@bobbycblanchard Have you tried cooking broccoli and carrots at the same time as the rice? Total game changer Chez nous

[elektra @_3l3ktr4_]

the reason why we write SQL commands all in caps is bc it stands for screaming query language

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

I am generally against the idea of people filing humorous amicus briefs, but this one from The Onion is outstanding: https://t.co/3D9xvTBKfi

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@telkinsjr I love every bit of this! Congrats, you are living a magazine life.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@crobertdillon Big XII forever! Watching OU fall was amazing.

[Patrick Tolbert @ptolbert]

@crobertdillon I’ll take all of them for $1000, please Alex