alex

hag connoisseur / oklahomo

[📂 @lesbomedia]

a diet pepsi please? womp rupaul flop reaction video dykemedIa

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

That one Chicago street that’s too diagonal

[liz 🤓 @joshlerlaner]

ik i was 14 on twitter but why Are You being fourteen and on twitter

[percy @ieatu4lunch]

Y'all be like "yall be like" but yall be the yall that yall be like

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

[MohEl🇹🇳🇱🇧 @MohToTheEl]

God teases new bible in new photos in heaven

[dylan @narrenhut]

3 in 5 men die right on time or perhaps too late

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

RT if you want Ashley to win Big Brother 27 #BB27

[alex @ptolemaea_]

@jorgeousjack ewwwww

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

Just told my 10yo daughter about #CharlieKirk. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Kirkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

Just an FYI: the mommy who turned off Bluey is the same mommy who took our binky

[Joni Crave 🤍 @JoniCrave]

Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD THINGS RUN FAST!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Bill Belichick and Jordon don’t think 41-7 is even that big of a gap

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

Lee Corso should attack Pat McAfee with a samurai sword and dare a jury to convict him

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

this is the only version of “i will survive” that will be recognized moving forward

[matt @mttmsmsm]

september being right around the corner

[alex @ptolemaea_]

@aliciasyeok and I’ve been saying this!