patty t 🧋🌻💫

lover of theme parks, cartoons & yacht rock

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[Qing @QingBZ]

When I die all my homies better light my ghost blunt like Shikamaru did to Asuma

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

ADHDer's dream job:

Coming up with brilliant ideas and immediately handing them to someone else to execute.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and just do this

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back in work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever for some reason

[sylvie @jeffnaedo]

i was born in the right generation i love doomscrolling and jeff the land shark

[dai 💛 malewife enjoyer @omidiceee]

spending 10 dollars on lunch vs spending 50 dollars on a tiny plushie

[patty t 🧋🌻💫 @ptolley__]

@AshleyLCarter1 did you get evacuated off the ride today too 😭😮‍💨 my thighs were red & i was in sm pain after being stuck for 10-15 minutes

[jay @kendallhosseini]

going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket

[AB @AB84]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Walking TO the beach? Beautiful lovely day, how blessed we are to be on vacation. Walking BACK from the beach? Like being killed with 100 hammers

[꩜ @adorewordss]

my five year plan is to get back my whimsy joy childlike wonder

[patty t 🧋🌻💫 @ptolley__]

girlhood

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“how long are you surviving in the apocalypse” brother i’m on 7 medications a day i’m cooked