ptolemy

i love the arts 😜 my seven volume tome 🤑three ex wives and looking for a fourth💋I’m a man of many talents 🤓🤓😸😸😝😝😡😗😗😝😝😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪🤪 I’m a legend

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

I like my land like I like my women..... very fertile

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

i sure do love the planets that i can see with my naked eye

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@W1lliaminaFlem but i discovered you ;)

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

i was the foundation for all astronomy #imbetterthanyou

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@W1lliaminaFlem i love you

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

you would make a great 4th wife 😫😫😫

[Annie Jump Cannon @AnnieJumpCann2]

@mrdrewsscience my celebrity crush is obviously myself

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@kathinmath you’re so beautiful

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@W1lliaminaFlem i wish his last name was ptolomy

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@W1lliaminaFlem ur in charge of classifying my heart 😫

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

bruh all 3 of my ex wives were so crazy

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

women are crazy

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

whenever i had a wife talk back to me i would send her to the kitchen. maybe that’s why i have 3 exes. no it’s not i’m not the problem

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

life could be worse… i could have been a woman. #getbacktothekitchen

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

@AnnieJumpOffica @thekuiperbelt__ shut up at least i’m not a woman

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

is she single?

[Tycho Brahe @Tycho_Brahe54]

@ptolmys_pt @LuongMyles Mine gave me away

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

the earth is the center of the universe

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

feeling blessed and highly favored #itsgoodtobeback

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

many thought of me as a god

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

gee i sure do love math

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

i lived in egypt, wrote in greek, and had a roman name #mrworldwide

[ptolemy @ptolmys_pt]

look at this lovely lady #imissyoubabe