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*Opens DM from the boys*

*Immediately forgets its from the boys*

"The boys are gonna love this"

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PLEASE DONT BEAI PLEASE DONT BE AI PLEASE DONBE AI PLEASDONT BE AIPLEASE DONT BE AIIII

[Stadium Eats @stadium_eats_]

Miller Lite is debuting a soccer ball beer holder that fits up to 12 beers.

The Miller Time MVP Matchball will go on sale before the World Cup for $19.75.

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THEY KILLED CHUCK

[Nickelback @Nickelback]

TOMORROW

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

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I opened clash in between songs at the private karaoke room and now I’m on death row

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Asparagus hits so fast my date doesn’t wanna get pissed on anymore

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Tried sliding in my psych socks and tore my ACSD

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Guy who has a job: Yeah there’s a lot of acronyms in my line of work

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Me playing Spoons with my loser friends

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WHAT HAPPEN IF THE FORUNE COOKIE IS EMPY PLS RESPOND

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Looks like the kid that would ding dong and not ditch

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

We legit have a psychopath at the most important position in sports lol

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Do sore thumbs really stick out that much?

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Drunk gf at wedding: oh I can still drive us home don’t worry

Me: I just saw how you did the Wobble, give me the keys

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I got 99 problems

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The college bar knew “Crank That” there’s hope yet for the future

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I got 99 problems

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Paying for plane wifi just for it to not be strong enough to play clash <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

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My dogs farts are so bad the air in my living room looks like the upside down from stranger things

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Alligator Alcatraz merch? You mean Lacoste?

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An yes the zhishito zyn

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

there’s always one pouch in each zyn can that’s like 3x times as strong as the rest and just puts you in full terri schiavo mode

[isa⚡️ @isabellasg3]

Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning

Enjoy your wedding king