Ted Park

Old Canadian guy who hopes your dreams come true. Or at least mostly true.

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@Avabelly__ How about “ok” and leave at that? If you don’t care what someone thinks it gives them no power over you.

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@FiredUpCoug It’s because they have their silver in sacks in the boat too, and dammit, before you know it, the whole thing tips over. Also, why would someone take a 1 foot length of gas pipe and attach it to a steel cable and a large rock?

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I have a tale of horror that will freeze thy young blood. Many years ago my dad and I went on a fishing trip, and we had a motorhome (sort of) and a trailer made of the ass end of a Toyota truck. The trailer carried the motor and the boat. As I was driving north on highway 2 towards Calgary at the end of our voyage, the hitch came off the ball, the trailer dug into the road and snapped the chains, and to my horror, the trailer made its way lazily across the oncoming traffic and did some somersaults in the ditch, spreading fishing gear everywhere. Of course it was my fault since I was driving. Fortunately no one was going south when this happened, so we were lucky. We managed to get things sorted and got home, but make sure the ball isn’t worn, and the chain shouldn’t be long enough to let the hitch dig in. Sometimes you get lucky.

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@USA_1776_FJB @mattvanswol @AmyNewt34095080 One time as I was as reporting mysterious new injuries to my 2010 Highlander, some people came in and did a sale in the police station lobby.

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@davepl1968 Yep. With some of my car adventures, it’s amazing that I made it to adulthood. You shouldn’t use a long rope with a hook to tow a car either - did you know one of those hooks can go right through the back window of a station wagon?

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@DaxMax23 @TaiigerBlue You should look into buy,borrow,die.

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@RebelNewsOnline Timmie’s track record should be enough to discourage people from eating there. Go look at the Alberta Health Services restaurant inspection website. The key word is”flies”. Also, there have been numerous hepatitis incidents, but those are related to staff, not insects.

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Yep. If you have a rental car, and you get desperate, you can get security to help, the plate number is on the key chain for exactly this reason. The most embarrassing thing is if you live in a place, a you lose the car, but then you pull out the keys, and they’re for one of the other cars. That’s a special kind of stupid no one wants to own up to.

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@ClownWorld If I can get my car in and out, I would let it go.

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@RealWayneDupree Movie quality isn’t so good , also the value for the money is not there anymore.

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Many people do not need a pick up, but for hauling things that are nasty, tall, or large and flat or inconveniently shaped, they are great. There are trailers that need an attachment that fits in the middle of the trunk bed, and if you are transporting horses you need the truck. I have an SUV and combined with a utility trailer many things can be moved, but for refrigerators, acetylene tanks, large furniture items, a truck is great!

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@bluebottle50438 It’s my opinion that a typical hiker may provide more nourishment than the Doritos, especially if you include their dried food in their backpack.

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@ClownWorld There is a technique where you have a tube with a screen on the bottom and you use a hot air gun to ignite the charcoal so they light quickly and there are no nasty solvent flavours in your food.

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@bmairs I think it would be hard for me, my lifestyle has expanded like an Algae Eater on steroids in a large tank. If your neighbor can live on 36k, I am impressed.

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@zimmieboo22 @kangminlee The black people do not hate you for your accomplishments. They hate you because you complain when you are being robbed.

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@Awk20000 Zack is genuine and doesn't have to pretend to be special. Zack's like some kind of overpowered velveteen rabbit, where Hasan's at the point where Gavin Newsom might be a more honest and real person that Hasan at this point.

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@JayGenXer If you buy the pre-trimmed tenderloin, it's much more expensive. This one is 55.59/kg - there's some loss in trimming, but it's not like you're pitching the endsies. If you want to save a few bucks, buy the bone in chicken thighs, or the blade roasts.

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@rusingletoday @FoodProfessor I don't know - perhaps they took the cost of the cheque and the postage out of the settlement funds.