Paul Trandem

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[Tim VanFosson @tvanfosson]

A huge milestone for https://t.co/GrM55jTVRK, we are partnering with Walmart to make our Smart Box available to Walmart InHome customers in select Florida markets. This regional roll-out is the first step in getting our Smart Box to customers across the US https://t.co/S6TLeeK6aE

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@tvanfosson I was afraid of the halon system or I would have done it more.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@tvanfosson got some homework material in the mail. 🙂

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

I have spoken. #Mandalorian

[Tim VanFosson @tvanfosson]

First delivery to a HomeValet-powered Smart Box! https://t.co/QLDX0w6iHG

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

just saw Eden prairie @target store cart collector eating Cheetos while he collects carts in parking lot with latex gloves on. Kinda feel like putting food in one’s mouth defeats the purpose of the gloves. But also Cheetos dust on cart handles is gross.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

Dear childless workers (and those who have forgotten what it is like to have very young children): working and full-time parenting at the same time is _incredibly_ stressful. Your flexibility and graceful tolerance of your home-parenting peers is unbelievably appreciated.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@striderIIDX @striderIIDX yeah, not stop in that sense. More a willful regression to a simpler time.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

You know you're an adult when you finally want to stop being an adult.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

Is "seek legal advice" considered legal advice? If so, then "seek qualified legal advice" would be qualified legal advice, no? #wordplay

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

Someone should start a marathon event called "Errands."

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@striderIIDX @striderIIDX Looks great! What kind of games use that those controllers? I see no joysticks and am lost. 🤷‍♂️🤣

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@striderIIDX @striderIIDX that looks cool! Tell me more.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@ChibiJosh @striderIIDX It takes a special kind of person to appreciate the quality of a breadboard.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

@striderIIDX Nice! What’s the project?

[Robert McNees @mcnees]

If things seem a little more dystopian than usual, it’s probably because BLADE RUNNER happens in two days.

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

"I'm going to go smell if the wash machine is burning" ~me, just now. #contextfree

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

7yo: what’s a land line?
Me: (giggle)

[Paul Trandem @ptrandem]

Real feelings. #Inktober