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“Was the yeast extracted from your minge?”

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It’s not really up for debate. It is an inherited ethnicity. Merely being born or raised in England does not make one English.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The deeply contentious debate around what it means to be English https://t.co/iQxTqqWZF6

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@CokenOlivesV3 Oh do stick a sock in it, you irritating little cockroach.

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@flyinglawyer73 @katybops @CokenOlivesV3 Lovely breakfast! Good evening from Seoul. I’ve just partaken of some tteokbokki and kimchi jjigae. What’s everyone up to?

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Why does the Prime Minister feel the need to keep commenting on Elon Musk? Most people in the United Kingdom are completely indifferent to what Elon Musk does or doesn’t say. He’s basically irrelevant. The PM should focus on his job.

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Keir Starmer accuses Elon Musk of trying to whip up division over Henry Nowak murder

https://t.co/YjRg3RbYPW

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@katybops @flyinglawyer73 I’d rather not be ruled by that freaky little tyrant!

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@flyinglawyer73 @katybops I’ve actually been twice! First in 2002 and again in 2008.

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@katybops Alas, I am actually off to Seoul!

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@katybops I’m partaking of some delicious tangyuan, once again delivered by the room service robot. Leaving China tomorrow!

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@katybops (Slapper)

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@katybops Stop sending me photos of your stinking chuff.

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@CokenOlivesV3 @flyinglawyer73 @katybops What drugs are you on?

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@CokenOlivesV3 @katybops @flyinglawyer73 Ms Bops. Ms K Bops. All jokes aside, I am partial to a Co-op myself. A robot just delivered my room service!

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@katybops @CokenOlivesV3 @flyinglawyer73 I’ll take no lessons from a Co-opper!

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@CokenOlivesV3 @flyinglawyer73 @katybops Of course. What are you on about? Are you on drugs?

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@flyinglawyer73 @CokenOlivesV3 @katybops I beg to disagree, as a regular at both. They both have their pros and cons, but overall I tend to prefer Waitrose’s offerings. Good evening from Beijing, by the way!

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@flyinglawyer73 @CokenOlivesV3 @katybops I have conducted myself in an entirely proper manner throughout the duration of my sojourn in the Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur.

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@flyinglawyer73 @CokenOlivesV3 @katybops Good evening from KL. Off to the airport in a bit, as I’m Beijing bound. Have a good day, all!

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@CokenOlivesV3 Shut up!