Peter Pancreatitis

LFC UFC $BTC

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

Peak plot twists

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

Antony should be the last person to go after Rashford.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

👏 "We always want Rashford to succeed..."

👀 "But he's 28. He needs to look within himself."

💰 "He's only come back because no one wants to pay his wages."

Lianne Sanderson admits she's shocked Rashford has returned to #MUFC but is desperate for him to succeed 🔴

[WompTomp @Womp_Tomp]

Give me things or I will kill you is the final form of leftism. Pure resentment. Pure evil

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Thanks to the brilliant work of @FBIAlbany and our partners - this FBI stopped yet another alleged terrorist attack.

Last night the FBI arrested an individual - Jessica Bowie - who allegedly swore allegiance to ISIS and planned to carry out a deadly attack with explosives on the New York State Capitol.

In her own words, as alleged in the complaint - Bowie wanted to “destroy as much of the building as possible” and “kill the Senators while they are meeting.”

The alleged plans were in advanced stages to where the subject had conducted surveillance at the state Capitol at least 5 times and purchased materials to make an explosive device.

She has been charged with attempting to provide material support or resources to a designated foreign terrorist organization.

I want to thank our incredible agents, Intel teams, federal and regional partners, and our Justice Department who executed and likely saved many lives.

This FBI is now built to act quickly with more precision than we ever have before. We have thousands of more personnel in the field, a rebuilt DSIC coordination hub to share intelligence, stronger partnerships with local law enforcement than in history, and more counterintelligence partnerships around the world than ever to find threats wherever they try to hide. This is just the latest example of this FBI stopping an alleged terrorist in their tracks - in 2026 we’ve already disrupted 400+ such attacks at home and around the world. For any individual who may be considering harming Americans in the future: know that we will find you.

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

The most obvious £64.7M + add ons Minteh here we go by tomorrow.

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

Arteta saw the vision. Havertz is a top 5 CF itw. Elite.

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

Havertz looking a natural at #9. It was pretty fucking obvious since the start he didnt belong in the midfield 3 or out wide.

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

CJ stayed around long enough playing a bit part role under Klopp. Fair that he wants to go get his bag and try something new at this stage.

All the best.

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

He is 36 lmao.

Terry played 4 league games at 36.

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Virgil van Dijk in the Premier League last season:

🥇 Most aerial duels won (174)
🥇 Most clearances (275)
🥇 Most headed clearances (194)
🥇 Most total passes (2792)
🥇 Most accurate passes (2485)
🥇 Most successful open play passes (2283)
🥇 Most minutes by an outfield player (3420)
🥇 Most goals by a defender (6)
🥇 Most touches by a defender (3261)

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

First time in almost 10 years we’ll be starting an FPL campaign without him 🥺

A moment of appreciation for the third-highest FPL points scorer of all time, Mohamed Salah 🇪🇬👑

[Peter Pancreatitis @ptrpancreatitis]

@Rsvpchuki Definitely, think Mbaye and his entourage's demands are probably not sensible and we've moved on to the next on the list with 48 hours til the season opener

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

SUMMERVILLE WITH THE BEST PENALTY YOU WILL EVER SEE😍😍😍

[Gol De Oro @GolDeOro]

🤯POSIBLEMENTE EL MEJOR DEBUT DE LA HISTORIA!

💥Minuto 56. El Borussia Dortmund pierde 1-3, cuando sale al campo el nuevo fichaje, Erling Haaland.

Lo que pasó justo después es historia.

[MegaXstream @MegaXstream]

@PokeDailyPost Then the voice actor of Talonflame ruins it by sounding retarded

[PSA Sitch🚸 @PSA_Sitch]

We live in strange times.

[Adin - عدین - עדין @AdinHaykin1]

It's not our fault Palestinians blew up planes in real life

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Mommy can I have some lunch I’m hungry”

“Not right now sweetie, mommy is making a tik tok about how horrible having you around is”

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

At this point I’m not even sure if Voldemort even existed

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Maybe Hitler had postpartum depression

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Maybe if her mother has post-partum depression?