Payton Thomson

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@TurboVote @@A@@Savagehumor_

[TurboVote @TurboVote]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE SILENT MAJORITY IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! #MAGA

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

When you go on #TheBachelorette to pick up a few more Instagram followers and accidentally end up engaged

[cait cal 🚤🍹👙 @Callmecait_]

me as a girlfriend

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@smnthaeleanor

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@humorandanimals @kelggie20 this would be Winnie

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@tristamarie15 😂😂😂😂

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@kelggie20 Haha yes everyday

[Wesley Walker @wwpky]

co-worker just sent me a video of his daughter sledding for the first time aaaaand she’s dead

[JackAttack @jacklynpeas4]

And ✅talk to Jesus

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

“i believe churches are meant for praising God. but so are 2am car rides, showers, coffee shops, the gym, conversations with friends, strangers etc. don’t let a building confine your faith because we will never change the world by just going to church, we need to be the church.”

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@kelggie20 “Because she is dumb” gee thanks mom

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

Well this is how my mom responds to my family about me with the 25lbs turkey joke...

[Payton Thomson @ptthomson]

@jacklynpeas4 I was dying when kel sent me this.. I have listened to it so many times😂

[audrey🌻 @audrelicious_]

boyfriend: are you mad about something?
me: no...

don’t say it
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me: I just think it’s funny how