Page Turner IV

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

You gotta give Trump some credit. He knows nothing about football but still decides to give a 2 minute speech on why he’s right and the referee is wrong.

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star WR Xavier Sabb has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’1 195 WR chose the Ducks over LSU, Tennessee, and UCLA

“I’m locked in and ready to bring a national championship to Eugene, Oregon”

https://t.co/CfIrHAIrzU

[Oregon Updates @oregon__updates]

QUAACK! 5-Star ‘27 WR Dakota Guerrant has committed to Oregon! 🦆

The top recruit in Michigan is a Duck 🦆

Ducks are COOKING 🔥

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star OT Cameron Wagner has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’7 295 OT from Saint Joseph, IL chose the Ducks over Notre Dame, Wisconsin, and Illinois

“Go far to go far SCO 🦆”

https://t.co/C71VTnuSdy

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star LB Brandon Lockley Jr. has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’1 230 LB chose the Ducks over Alabama, LSU, Nebraska, and Duke

“Oregon felt like home from day one. It’s where I belong!! #ScoDucks🦆”

https://t.co/4Iddhfm6Wh

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

Bolt up.

@AlexHarkey is heading to the @chargers!

#ProDucks x #NFLDraft

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

TE1 is Big Apple bound.

The @nyjets select @KenyonSadiq with the 16th overall pick in the #NFLDraft!

#ProDucks

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

Chicago, you got a special one.

@DillonThieneman goes to the @ChicagoBears at No. 25 overall!

#ProDucks x #NFLDraft

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star Safety Semaj Stanford has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 5’11 190 S from Broken Arrow, OK chose the Ducks over Texas and Georgia

“All Glory to my Lord and Savior, SCO DUCKS🦆”

https://t.co/ljoEm1J3VG

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star QB Will Mencl has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 210 QB from Chandler, AZ chose the Ducks over Auburn and Penn State

He’s ranked as the No. 1 QB in the 2027 Rivals300 🦆

https://t.co/IMziS7hXGP

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star CB Josiah Molden has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The No. 1 Recruit in Oregon chose the Ducks over Ohio State, Washington, and Texas

“It was written”

https://t.co/pyzuGPNw1Q

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star EDGE Rashad Streets has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 230 EDGE from Raleigh, NC chose the Ducks over Alabama, Ohio State, and NC State

“Best isn’t convenient SCO DUCKS”

https://t.co/LeOuEkQrGA

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Does the Big Ten run college sports? 👀

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star DL Zane Rowe has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 260 DL from Denton, TX chose the Ducks over Washington, Oklahoma, and North Carolina

“Time to up the Sco, Let’s Go Ducks”

https://t.co/piUSW5OLUa

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

return of the mack (2026)

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star RB Cadarius McMiller has Committed to Oregon, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’2 200 RB from Tyler, TX chose the Ducks over Texas, SMU, and Texas A&M

“Calling home from Beast Texas”

https://t.co/LcRMrEdtB8

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Test your pattern recognition skills.

The ppl who told you to get that vaccine, and to get a thousand boosters, and to show proof everywhere you went that you had been vaccinated—are now telling you that people should NOT show ID to VOTE

Haha

Dear God, help US

#SaveAct