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gleek, dyke, ptv lover, friend

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

I need a second twitter for being funny. All i ever do on here is be earnest

[Adrenaline @iamadrenaline_]

If Mexico wins on Tuesday I'm going to settle down

[Slippin' Jimmyฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @LuchaLily]

No lingerie, come get this bootlegged Mexico jersey off me

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

this world cup’s got me thinking. you’re my world. and i’ve had a cup of wine. and i think we should get back together

[Vortex𒉭 @V0rtexloz]

If you’re Mexican you WILL find the love of your life tomorrow during the Mexico vs South Korea match

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

i am experiencing the type of pain that sends white girls to thailand

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

@ajahuasca “Severe weather warning” whole time it’s just a tornado 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

[karter @karterAKA]

if your post gets 0 likes that means you have discovered an entirely new frontier of human thought

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

I don’t say this with pride but i say it with conviction. I think a lot of the reason i am the way i am is because i really liked the song It Wasn’t Me as a kid

[oak (they/he) @theythemtheirss]

lesbianism is sooo dramatic that’s why i’m good at it

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

wtf is a galentine’s, I’m wishing all my friends a happy valentine’s day to let them know that if they gave me a chance I would #hitthat

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

@bobsredmilf #yesalldykes

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

@ziosaaa Please stop💔💔 for me

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

Sometimes when i go to take a bath i have to fight the urge to tell my roommate ill miss her

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

@glassdog Yeah it actually works similar to tectonic plates. Hitting it a little bit every now and then prevents it from breaking if you hit it really hard. Hope this helps!

[tweeter @ptvgleek]

Wait… cuz the titanic really was a tragedy…