clarissa

🦄 #whatdatmean

[definitely casey @cantsmokehere]

A TWEET WITH FOOTNOTES

[Joseph @joseph02482]

FUUUCKKKK!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!! SOMEBODY!!!! @NYCMayor @NYCMayor MAMDANI PLEASE SAVE US MAMDANI @NYCMayor @NYCMayor @NYCMayor

[colin @bonyromo]

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

[y @greeneyedtrin]

if you open the vagina

[𖦹 @y8ccz]

the funniest people on this app always have like 37 followers

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@MoneyMya777 u not arguing with nobody cause u wrong ASL 😂😂😂😂

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

clock a mf and they’ll bring up ur age

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@D9N9ABI9 liked the message but immediately came to complain on twitter yo im fkn dead 😭😭😭

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@MoneyMya777 @KimmyMonte the employee was probably trying to make conversation and be friendly by bringing up the new gifts they got in stock.. that is not “such a personal question.” replying with “no she’s dead” is unnecessary and weird idk why ur riding op so hard

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@savevigilante wait literally #iloveinnout

[𝓮mrys ❤︎⁠’s butcher @armandsbutcher]

smb said soldier boy got dementia and that’s why he keeps switching up NNSKEKWKWWKJE

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@whosqlue @sloppyjoe244 @soufflewaffle u riding this show like u were in the writers room 😭😭😭

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@spizonme all the 14 yos tweaking in the replies

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

@ripmiya not even gonna lie, when you first get them they hurt sooo bad, but after that night, they really never hurt again

[clarissa @ptvgmfu]

need an emily mariko salmon rice bowl atm