“don’t let politics ruin your relationships with friends and family”
oh baby it wasn’t your politics it was your lack of critical thinking skills and kindness that did the ruining
my (male) department head: “how are you feeling about the new principal, i know you hate change”
me: “i’m okay, i like having male bosses bc they’re a lot easier to manipulate into letting me do whatever i want”
his brain realizing that’s what i did to him: