MJ

FL

[MJ @pu6lix]

wish I could take this back

[MJ @pu6lix]

Simpin

[MJ @pu6lix]

Instagram giving the ability to turn off like count is the best thing Zucklerburger has ever done

[MJ @pu6lix]

wait how can they just cancel daylight savings like that like why’d we do all that for so long

[MJ @pu6lix]

About to make a fake Twitter to tweet about all the stuff I actually wanna tweet

[MJ @pu6lix]

when I wake up & have to live another day

[MJ @pu6lix]

help it’s 4:36am why am I playing suduko

[MJ @pu6lix]

wait can someone check on brittany furlan. if everyone and there mom was dressing up as my husband and his EX for Halloween I would not be ok

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the bird is freed

[MJ @pu6lix]

back on Twitter but ~just scrolling through my old tweets and retweeting~

[MJ @pu6lix]

There’s literally nothing stopping me from running away . Could b fun

[MJ @pu6lix]

In a tweeter mood

[MJ @pu6lix]

why do I have the same issue every yr . I’m so predictable it’s lAme

[MJ @pu6lix]

What’s the return policy for these past 5 months

[MJ @pu6lix]

wait this happened with some guy I hooked up w but roles reversed and his dog was having diarehha .. bye it was so funny

[MJ @pu6lix]

If an attractive guy ever locked eyes with me as I was picking up my dogs poop , I would simply die ✨✨✨

[MJ @pu6lix]

Everyone needs to shut up (including myself )

[MJ @pu6lix]

equilibrium is not real

[MJ @pu6lix]

Shoutout to Equilibrium for keeping me grounded

[MJ @pu6lix]

it ended horribly. multiple times . Trust ur gut ladies

[MJ @pu6lix]

What else would I b doing besides Putting myself in another situation that could end horribly Ha ha ha oops haha :(

[MJ @pu6lix]

No one has hmu abt this yet #hml

[MJ @pu6lix]

SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN

[MJ @pu6lix]

yeah

[MJ @pu6lix]

Passed all my classes this semester 🥳

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[MJ @pu6lix]

just put parental restrictions on my phone so I can’t download snap or insta forgot password help itchy

[MJ @pu6lix]

*leaves therapy session feeling good*
* panic attack immediately after*