Catholic Girl Twitter: “I wanna be a trad wife, have 17 children, wear cute dresses tee hee 🥰✝️✨☕️🪿🌼”
Catholic Guy Twitter: “A foid looked at me during mass. I’m on my way to join a domestic terrorist organization.”
Counterpoint: a bunch of dudes on dirt bikes hitting sick jumps over humvees with Marines in dress uniforms standing in front of the White House is cool as shit and everyone kind of knows why someone like you hates it