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Monday, Tuesday, Humpday, Pubeday, Fridaybeers, Saturday, Sunday scaries

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Gentlemen, it has come to the month of the year where we reflect on why we do what we do. No shave, no nut, no nothing. Stay strong soldiers! #pubeday #NoShaveNovember

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I keep a running list of my favorite slang words for "balls". Here's a sampling...

Lads
Lefty and Righty
Magic Beans
Man Berries
Mansticles
Marbles
Meat Kiwis
Moose knuckles
Nads
Naughty Bits
Pants Potatoes
Plums
Punching Bags
Rollies
Roundies
Sacred Fruit
Saggy Baggy
Saplings

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Gentlemen, much too often the happy trail is over looked. What is a beautiful putting green if the fairway is garbage. Clean up tonight boys. #pubeday #fairway

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Gentlemen, boys have been waiting all week for a pubeday and the time has come. Let’s mow the lawn. #yardwork #pubeday

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Gentlemen, pube day is crucial to us getting laid and looking good doing it. If you look good you feel good and if you feel good you get it in! #chasingtail #pubeday

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Gentlemen, I will be honest, I didn’t shave today. I shaved yesterday because we in Vegas baby! #pubeday #vegasbaby

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Sometimes when you’re just sitting around waiting for your job to start you find yourself needing a pube trim. Well boys today is that day. Hop in the showers and shave away. #pubeday #summershavings

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@SacramentoKings If you aren’t shaved you aren’t winning #pubeday

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Gentlemen, plain and simple, you know the drill, get it done! #pubeday

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Boys, if you don’t keep it clean down there it’s just gonna feel dirty, so shave up and then get dirty. #pubeday #gettindirty

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Nothing says I live so close to the fucking beach like some shaved pubes, hop in the showers and ride some waves boys. #pubeday #waverider

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Hitting birdies and shaving curlies, bring you razors on 18 boys it’s time to trim the rough. #pubeday #golf

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Gentlemen, the day is finally upon us. We wait all week for this moment. Go shave and go show off, see ya in the showers! #pubeday #pubeparty

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Gentlemen, ain’t nothing like a late night pube sesh! Just you, your thoughts, and lurking fear you’re gonna cut yourself! #pubeday #latenight

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Always and I repeat always shave before you see the doctor… you never know what’s gonna happen. #pubeday

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It’s the middle of the month and it’s so hot I’m turning to mush, so go do yourself a favor and shave that fucking bush #pubeday #GlobalWarming

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Boys, we all know the drill by now, but make sure to keep it groovy

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Gentlemen, it is that time. Bust out the lawnmowers and get after it! See ya tonight #pubeday

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When you graduate college you get to add another hour to the shave time. Happy graduation you fucks! #pubeday #graduation