John Urinal

A Public Toilet in Australia. It's a shitty life

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When the weather gets cooler the piss gets hotter. Weird.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

It takes talent to see the crap flying from this far away.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

Always check the amount of toilet paper BEFORE sitting down.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

Today is going to be shitty, I just know it.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

What's that smell? Oh it's that dude that for some unknown reason can't seem to piss in the bowl.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

What's worse... Diorrhea or constipation?

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

Without me, your world would be full or crap.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

Can't understand why people would make a phone call whilst dropping a deuce. Text msging I can understand, but actually calling someone?!

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Seriously buddy, go and see a doctor, that's not normal.

[John Urinal @publicpisser]

What do people mean when they say "shooting the shit"? Has anyone actually fired a handgun at a steaming pile of turd?

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I should have been at the MCG tonight. Fairly certain the Pakistan batsmen shit their pants in Tait's first over.

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Well, might as well use twitter to talk crap, seeing as it all I see all day.