Garret Frank

I make things boring, professionally. He/him.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired They also have the best fries, not hearing objections.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@saffronandsky oh god that (the quoted text) is a terrible thing to say to someone

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@krystalwolfy Thefck. Thanks.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired i have purchased a rollaway bed from Home Depot and am reasonably satisfied Ask Me Anything

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

Making friends with crows has gotten a little out of hand, perhaps.

[Quill18 @quill18]

This thread is 17 pages of people posting "yes" to the question of: "have all those ppl been playing free DF for 25 years and just waiting for an opportunity to pay $30?"

[Wolfie Christl @WolfieChristl]

After two years of negotiations with Microsoft, the joint committee of the German federal data protection authority and 17 state regulators (DSK) published a devastating statement that essentially says that organizations currently cannot use MS365 in a lawful way under the GDPR.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@alicegoldfuss You also once jumped for joy, hurt your ankle, and tweeted “lol this fucking corpse” and wow hard same. Still think this line from time to time.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@alicegoldfuss I have a screenshot of a presentation of yours that reads “Don’t blame ops for your dev team’s shitty code”, paraphrasing. It leads me toward tranquility on a daily basis.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@elonmusk Yeah man, it’s woke people, not nearly literally everyone on both sides of the aisle noting that you have no goddamn clue what connections actions have to reality in the context of a business.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@craigcalef @Foone Yes. Opinion of staff fungibility that is wildly unsupported by reality. There is no one in direct contact with work product who believes that it doesn’t matter if you fire half of the people involved.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired May you please

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired Is there a brief term in any language you know for doing a huge donkey laugh at someone else’s expense when it’s very justifiable and any reasonable person would also wish them ill

Also “schadenfreude” is cheating and is not brief

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired Living both vicariously and retroactively for the multiple times I’ve had the heating element of an apartment oven spontaneously start doing a slow impression of an arc welder and had the landlord ngaf for days or weeks in defiance of state law

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired do you think it’s a “my legacy” kind of thing or a “this is what I really enjoy and proximity to death has made it so clear” kind of thing? one of those I could get behind from a distance, I guess.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@ScaliaClarence Pretending that every single opinion generated by every series of infinite monkeys banging on neurons is worthy of continual representation and advocacy .. usually just means you agree with the dude, which is way quicker to say, if you sound it out.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired @thejenlife @inreGray @SuchiPahi accurate

[Zach Holman @holman]

The /r/ubiquiti subreddit has been going back and forth the last few days on who can make the shortest ethernet cable and it’s been seriously cracking me up.

[Garret Frank @pubsecinfosec]

@iyamtired @ExamSoft if ( (https://t.co/FuSldaIrak.generation === 12) && (intNumberOfReasonsIThinkYouAreCheating === 1)) {bIsCheating = false} // sorry everyone

how the hell did they manage to make this an insoluble issue