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[Maryam @hell_line0]

females think the weight they gain after they get into a relationship is happy weight no sis that’s your cortisol high af from all the stress that man causing you.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

How do I change my organ donor status to “for women only”

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[🍓 @pucipurr]

remembering the first official date with my man was him taking me to fogo and staring at me the entire time, life is good when your boyfriend loves you

[B ♡ @biancaa_molina]

the worst ppl you know are posting he has risen rn

[y2k2006 @lindsayslung]

ready for whatever the day brings me

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I texted him "have fun and be safe" and he replied with "I'm coming back, it's boring w/o you." That pretty much sums up the man I want

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

in your 20s, you will have a boyfriend you think is your husband. it's very important that you leave him when you first feel like you should

[🍓 @pucipurr]

i pray i never have a girl friend who considers my boyfriend her friend AFTER knowing me first ever again

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

stop putting that nasty fucking photo of benny blanco cheesing with dirty ass feet onto my feed i’m gonna puke bro look like a dirt cloud be following him everywhere he go

[🍓 @pucipurr]

when girls genuinely dont know why their man is in the bathroom for an hour at a time it truly puts a pit in my stomach for them :,(

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i smell weed in public and start looking around like i’m lost

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Y'all be wanting closure from y'all ex

I be wanting my money back

[seth @sethsetse]

i will never refer to ChatGPT as “chat”

if I say chat, i’m talking to my imaginary twitch stream

[blanc @dqveed]

i wanna have a party where we only listen to songs i like

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

how it feels to never use chatgpt