But as America continues to record multiple, daily, mass shootings, *The Onion*'s writers needed something else. Yesterday, they ran "Americans Describe What It’s Like Surviving A Mass Shooting," and oh shit is it a doozy:
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Hogan's Heroes ran 1965-1971:
A campy spy comedy set in a POW camp in Nazi Germany, which feels like a very weird choice.
In poor taste, honestly.
Learning about the actors has given me a new perspective:
First, every major German character was played by a Jewish actor.
@ibeardslee I have discovered I have a feijoa tree in my backyard. I thought I did, but this is the first year there has been fruit on it.
I don't like feijoas, but my 8yo loves them. She is going to be super excited when I show her later this afternoon.
I’ll keep saying this until I’m blue in the face: until recently, public holidays were an opportunity for the railways and saw massive patronage. It is frustrating that this market for travel is now totally neglected
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