laurel 🤖

i don't cry, i saab.
member of @flavourcel
largely absent

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

I love to peen my tang

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

if anyone wants to take my account from me forever and banish me from this website forever the password was sth like poopoopeepeeface69 ok bye!!! have fun!!!

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

got an email that I have been ✨hacked✨ but idk my password anymore and also amazed that I'm still logged in on my phone anyways so I'm doing nothing!! if you see a weird tweet from me ignore it we all know I only show my face for forged or nancy

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

ok I got some I'm leaving again

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

hello I am briefly back online does anyone have any point and click mystery game recs so that I do not have to replay another nancy drew game to feel joy

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

I'm playing disco elysium and it's very good I love it but it's definitely not rated for adventurous sleuths 10+ and that's really what the heart craves in times of strife

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

@daffodildil ooo you are not the 1st person to rec pentiment to me I gotta get on that!! I'll check out the others too thank you!!

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

@no_dogs_pls honestly I trust you for mystery game recs lol I will play all of these

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

@doktorgrafiks chris.... no

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

for 15 years the world was graced with 2 banger nancy drew games per year and then they didn't release anything for 4 years and then they released a bad game bc even tho it looked nicer it did not let me solve my little puzzles!!! i'll stop and leave soon dw

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

@sillyhornse ASK YOUR DR ABOUT COLD LAP TODAY

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

I love to peen my tang

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

do u suffer from globular transfer

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

he had some problems with penetration

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

ok bye

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

hi I'm logging back onto twitter to say that the only reason I am sad to not be in vancouver is that I cannot personally paper the town with posters that say melissa de genova sucks fat farts out her cop husbands dirty butthole do not vote for her in this upcoming election

[laurel 🤖 @puckeroonie]

logging the fuck back on thank you gil for this treasure this gift this PRIZE

[gil @oafworld]

had to quickly realize my vision