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[puck @puckmcbrayer]

if it's unrealistic to be happy all the time then it's unrealistic to be sad all the time

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Gotta cleanse the TL of Drake

[Damien @DamienMinator]

RAW
IS
KAIRI

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I've had enough.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I just wanna be the perfect mix of Shawn Micheals AND Brett Hart

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the CEO of Blue Cross and Blue Shield fight their own company to get their medications covered.

[Tempesttdenise @tempesttdenise]

Yall didn’t watch “Land Before Time” and that’s where y’all went wrong.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Make the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a new job.

[mimi @mariasrainer]

julie andrews was 28 and 29 respectively when mary poppins and the sound of music were released, she won an oscar for the first one (her cinematic debut) and the second became the highest grossing film of all time for a while, but sure

[Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @RepJasmine]

If you are in any of the locations outlined in this advisory, please shelter in place until further notice.

For families in TX-30 needing assistance getting home, my office stands ready to help. https://t.co/6686ELH92n or call [phone].

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Si se encuentra en alguna de las ubicaciones indicadas en este aviso, por favor manténgase refugiado hasta nuevo aviso.

Para las familias en el distrito TX-30 que necesiten ayuda para regresar a sus hogares, mi oficina está aquí para servirles. Visite https://t.co/6686ELH92n o llame al [phone]

[puck @puckmcbrayer]

Insurance has the ability to change your policy and coverage without you ever knowing. Check your physical mail, email, everything you can. Stay as knowledgeable as possible about everything and anything

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Insurance is pretty interesting because even if you have it, it still kind of feels like you don’t

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

it's against my religion to be a bm

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

forget 2016, 2006 was THE year and you just had to be there

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

they’re not, actually. and it’s illegal for your boss to tell you you can’t talk with your coworkers about their salaries.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

How many countries do we need to invade in order to completely distract from a struggling economy, the “affordability hoax”, the gestapo at home, and proof of pedophilia ?

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

begging people to learn history because the us military HAS fired at and killed its own citizens many, many times.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit