teeth ¹⁷ ₉₇ ³⁰ #dicksoutforfaber

dm me for permission to speak on marcus foligno ☆ it/xe/he ☆ 18 ☆ woke buzzkill ☆ mainly #mnwild but also #letsgopens

[teeth ¹⁷ ₉₇ ³⁰ #dicksoutforfaber @puckpuppy]

i love my bitch wife!!!

[vi @misapostings]

also in regard to rpf and the fanfiction space, what journalists and reporters who are trying to cash in on it are missing is that there is more appeal in the unknown of relationships and dynamics rather than pressing onto people to try and reveal all these details.

[🎀(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝒯𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇?¿? 🎀 @Valestrider]

Seeing the entire world devolve into this over the past 10 years or so has been something else.

[jo @miffymack]

and you know what I don’t even care if someone did start watching bc the players are hot as long as they’re normal we’re all here enjoying the sport together

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

@novatonys We tried, but our camera had other plans.

[Eat My Shorts Jacob Frey @eatmyshortsfrey]

Alternative headline:

the fbi grooms a 16 year old for two years before setting him up for the felony at 18

Fbi agents spending two years talking to a kid on the internet and nail him with the oldest trick in the book

The chuds will eat this up

[dont worry about it @soleildabs]

I will not engage in discourse but I am going to say I’m glad to see a modern NHL star do a cunty photoshoot in the year 2026. I thought serving was left in the 2000’s.

[Ash @misskarenpage]

Since Depp v Heard every single sexual assault case is met with bot farms and smear campaigns even against non celebrities. So yes, I do blame Depp for the post MeToo backlash.

[marzy ✨ @weirdnotwild]

Please Stop Asking Men What Women Think About Hockey

“Why ask me about the penalty kill when you already know who I am? I'm the girl in the pink jersey. I'm here for the cute boys.”

https://t.co/lWIVep9SvN

[teeth ¹⁷ ₉₇ ³⁰ #dicksoutforfaber @puckpuppy]

@ohredsheep oh my god i didn’t even clock that holy shit that’s gross

[teeth ¹⁷ ₉₇ ³⁰ #dicksoutforfaber @puckpuppy]

i’m not even gonna touch on them linking wattpad, that’s for another tweet, but dude. does sidney crosby just not exist or…?

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

I fear "million dollar penis" in this voice will be something i think about for a long long time

[the lexi of all time @elextra__]

this loaf is approximately 1.25 lemonades tall

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I like the part of Come Together when they say “He’s got feet down below his knees” cause I’m like phew that’s exactly where knees should be I was worried it was gonna be something freaky again like the juju eyeballs

[aves :D @71brini]

interview so weird he literally left early. and they're trying to spin it into a "oh he's so polite" thing... oh my GOD we need to stop treating athletes like this

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

They should make a movie where these two play a pair of incompetent individuals

[evil michael misa | ella @aegyomisa]

this still tickles me every time i see it

[joey .ᐟ.ᐟ @jjxirn]

this dude crazy. threw a banana at my fucjin head. police didnt do shit.

[claire @clairernak]

another thing i'll say is that women contain multitudes. many straight women who watch the nhl def do find players attractive but if you look at who their favorite player is it's Chopped Baldotron 5000 whom they like bc he had a sick goal 5 years ago. theres way too much nuance+

[dorian @fagdykehockey]

what some of yall want celebrini to be posting to his insta story