Josh Fountaine

eSports enthusiast, gym rat, hockey fan, food obsessed.

[Josh Fountaine @puckwzrd90]

@AttalusMusic @X @musicphanatic Not exactly the reunion announcement post we were hoping for 😂

[Josh Fountaine @puckwzrd90]

@nbcsandiego Saw this happen on my drive home

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Never let people tell you public protests don't work

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

HONK

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

these jackasses let us get to Friday😂

[The Canes Stats Brand™ @CanesStats]

11 straight starts for Freddie Andersen, allowing 2 goals or less.

Since returning from blood clots, Freddie Andersen is:

7-0-0
.957 sv%
1.14 G.AA
10.62 GSAA

[Mark Armstrong @MarkPArmstrong]

Every now and then, the nation needs a reminder. The Triangle runs college basketball.

[Air Wolf @bivpack]

If you are < 41 years old, you have just witnessed the greatest 2-week stretch of NC State basketball in your lifetime.

[Brian Onorio @brianonorio]

Imagine this. Things are going well. You’ve got some tenured seniors. You ran up the score on your conference. You’re on your way to a #1 NCAA Tournament seed.

And then you watched your not-our-rival-little-brother beat your arch nemesis Duke. You laugh.

Then you watch your not-our-rival-little-brother beat UVA in an OT thriller. You laugh.

Hilarious right? A gassed NC State team playing its 5th game in 5 days is all that stops you from claiming a title. You laugh.

You have an 84% win probability rate at the tip off. You laugh. Eat some cheese. Sip your wine and put on your gaudy golden Tar Heel belt buckle. You laugh some more.

And then you watch your team get dismantled by the gassed, 5th game in 5 days, not-our-rival-little-brother. You watch them cut down the nets. Your old coach is in the stands, not laughing.

Your laughing stops too.

[uSTADIUM @uSTADIUM]

This resurfaced clip of #Bills fans when they drafted Josh Allen 😂😭

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

One of the funniest quotes from ‘The Dynasty’. Matt Cassel on Belichick in the film room:

“One time I don’t see a corner blitz and I get absolutely annihilated.

Belichick comes in and he says, ‘Cassel, can we figure out the corner blitz? Because I don’t wanna have to write your mother a letter that says: Dear Mrs. Cassel, We’re sorry to inform you that your son is dead – because he’s a dumbass and didn’t see the corner blitz.’”

[The Canes Stats Brand™ @CanesStats]

Remember the game where Eric Staal took a slap shot in the Empty Net?

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

Hockey is just the most fascinating blend of “suck it up, be a man and play through that broken leg” and “that fucker took a hard shot on our empty net. This has hurt our feelings. He must die.”

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Seeing this live must have felt like seeing The Beatles

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

A reporter asked Sidney Crosby if there's a problem with hockey's culture. Crosby said he didn't think this huge scrum of "15-second soundbites" was a good venue for such a topic, and said he'd be happy to talk privately with the reporter after. Then he actually did. Good on him.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the nfl has been so much more fun since they started rigging it. shout out to everyone who's behind that

[lex! @86TERAVAINEN]

hello!

[Josh Fountaine @puckwzrd90]

@musicphanatic Cried like a baby watching that 💯 So good

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

that souvenir cup you got at a minor league baseball game 3 years ago that you almost exclusively drink tap water out of

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

Imagine Gushers sponsors an NHL game and a giant gusher mascot goes out on the ice and get just pancaked by Trouba into the boards and explodes