shackie

Native chicagoan living in Boulder tweeting the randomness & sometimes nonsense that wanders in my head. ps twitter is sort of my diary sorry not sorry

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Is this what being an adult is, getting insanely bloated before getting drunk?!

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Starting to realize I'm really annoyed by people making mmmm noises when they eat something good. I especially hate when it's a couple doing it together, aka my roommates.🙃🔫

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It hurts my poor mexican eyes to see my white vegan roommates flip their homemade organic tortillas with a rubber spatula

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I like to stare for too long at rich people with expensive but strange clothes on and picture how they’d dress if they were just a regular person.

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I am having tea on my roof deck, from where I can hear the waves of the ocean. Yea, this ain’t so bad.

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I’m all sorts of fucked on my sleep schedule. I’m here trying desperately to fall asleep while it’s past 1am and yet I’m here thinking about a nice cup of coffee.

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Who the hell thinks that if you scrub your legs with a dry loofa on dry skin it counts as cleaning yourself?! My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.

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That moment when you order an oat milk latte, but your barista gives you whole milk

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Oh god just realized I’m doing this on Valentine’s Day. I swear it’s not correlated!

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I’m trying to be a better me. I think I’ll start by sending random messages of appreciation because that’s something I would love to get. Bad idea? I hope not, I already sent a few.

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Just wanted to tell everyone that posted a Snapchat story of the halftime show on their tv, I hate you.

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It’s times like farting next to your partner during a 10 hour layover in Vegas and all they do is smack their lips and give you side eye that make you realize “this is love”

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It’s still a concept I’m dealing with 6 years later that life keeps going on with you gone. There are memories you’re missing and so many milestones all of us wish you could be apart of. After all this time it’s still hard not having you here.

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Power outage=drinking in the dark with your bf and roomies

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It felt good to be back in Chicago, even if it was only for a weekend, but boy am I glad to be home!

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I just bit off all but three of my finger nails. What am I nervous/ anxious about?! 🧐

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Vacation time!

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One of the the stranger things of my adult life is sometimes I drink and don’t get drunk. Like when did I start doing that?

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Everything’s turning up Jackie! 2019 is going to a great year :)