TrumpyCat

(PARODY) I crack me up. prefer my women with a hair on Da Puss. my ideal lady has no Rod or Staff. my pronouns are Tee/Hee I enjoy the smell of my own farts 💨

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I sued my local piggy department and had all fired and won a big pay day. These corrupt fucks are busy sleeping in their tax payer air conditioned cruisers with WiFi watching movies. I caught them doing so, and they arrested me for a fake felony. I won https://t.co/8RPC3BNDyf

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@washnmyassa @IPerenium You had me looking all over the place for that dildo 😇😠

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@Cali_Stace I don’t offer this to just anyone. But in the hopes it just might brighten your day

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@kathyguggie @BubblesHippo5 Since your sending stuff can I get some boob pics to raise my spirits just a little bit 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼💕

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@KingRodman96 All degrees in gender studies $200,000 in debt and can’t get a job. And now he wants us to pay for his ridiculous degrees that he can’t afford to pay for

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The dude don’t wash

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@Klo003911812042 Sooo yummy 🤤

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@Tinyprepper Hahaha

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It’s only 8:30?pm and that old coot @Tinyprepper is sound asleep 😴

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@StephenDelvac12 @therealrahdigga No but if you want I can give you a raging case of herpes I caught from dree

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@washnmyassa Yeah that’s the bitch

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@QVic619 @name I have no clue who you are or what happened. But you showed up on my timeline so I will give you a fake -OMG I HOPE YOUR OK. Maybe next time don’t try and stick your finger up @StephenDelvac12 ass during foreplay and it won’t happen 🤷‍♂️

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@gonzotrucker Bro I honestly would stick my dick in almost anything. It actually hates me for some of the places I forced it to go. But not even I will fuck that. I’m out

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@brutalfightz Incase you’re wondering why he is screaming like that. Dude broke his orbital socket. Yeah it hurts and requires surgery

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@Tinyprepper I take offense at you calling it girl. You can’t talk to it, so how do you know what gender it is. How dare you? It could be a she/him. Stop the madness

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@DelanaCaliGrl Do they taste good on white bread 🍞?

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@washnmyassa I noticed that also. you are being watched and monitored. Be afraid you are on their list. Look for Hillary under your bed. She coming for you

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@DelanaCaliGrl Girl I will eat your pie anytime 🤭🥰

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@Tesla Dude I’ve owned my gas powered car 4 years and in 50,000 miles I did jack shit. Not even oil change or tires. So you’re speaking out your ass

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@StephenDelvac12 @CamillaBerkleee Don’t deny it Stephen you home wrecking whore