moon cube false alarm (parody)

parody acct. please do not disable

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@RoadkillKenny26 If they aren't there maybe with the drink mixes? Like for cocktails or something

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@RoadkillKenny26 Yeah I would think they would be with the paper plates

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@kthorjensen I can't explain but somehow this helped me to dislodge the name of the game "Pharaohs Tomb" which I had tried to recall to memory multiple times recently with no success

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@DecksDepot Wow can you record to both A and B at the same time?

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In the world of real estate, '1/2 bathroom' means you can only piss and shit in there

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@rhinotary Mine is Orinoco

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The digital nomad went from a fun curiosity to a threat to employers control when people realized they could live comfortably in affordable housing markets.

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Return to office is not driven by reasons most people say on here, it's about ensuring that people with decent paying jobs live in and commute to high expense areas, preventing them from eyeing financial freedom within their lifetime

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I know there's a guy at my previous small and insignificant company who holds the laughable title of CIO who is talking about himself as a potential victim in every Teams call today

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Jay Leno Is Recovering After Falling Down a Hill and Hitting His "Head on a Rock" https://t.co/POGHMxW0Bs

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"Head on a Rock"

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Not only should we be able to see people's Venmo payments from dad, we should also be able to see who has a trust fund. Could have avoided 10+ years of feeling like I was worthless shit if I knew which classmates had those

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Oh the new cabinet members?

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This picture of a kid coughing is making me mad. Cover your fuckin mouth man that shits disgusting

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Did you guys hear about the Italian who got in a car wreck? Everyone was fine but the car is al dented

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Lamest grift of all time: viral videos commenting on daylight savings time

Best grift of all time: holy water

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@hell_doe The 40 oz high life with the chicken dinner is so thoughtful. Give the people what they want without making them ask

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Damn you must deliver babies because you're a mid wife

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing

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@mikescollins @Glorio Somehow I forgot all about this, bless you for bringing this back to my conscious mind