sara 🏳️‍🌈

my favorite color is purple

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

A grandma just asked her grandkid at this restaurant if he saw Dora the Explorer and I tensed up thinking she was talking about me

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

You know one day you are young and the next you are saying “i think I did it right” to the cashier to whom you are presenting your digital coupon for toilet paper

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

Three days into no power, how much longer do you think it will take me to stop hitting the light switch every time I enter a room

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

You can try to avoid the xbb but they will most likely come around

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

A new COVID variant, XBB.1.5, is extremely contagious — so much so that experts say people who are taking precautions or have caught it before are at real risk for infection. Here's what to know. https://t.co/56lobmBY2Q

[🖤 @clamanthax]

HEY NORTH AUSTIN. a man in a black Hyundai car followed me around the capitol plaza shopping center off i35 (38th street) tried to kidnap me, cops said there have been MULTIPLE KIDNAPPINGS in the past few weeks. They told me to not come to this shopping center alone again. SHARE.

[I @W_Asherah]

I've been asking my male friends to do something - *watch if the first response to everything a woman tells you is to refute, say no or something negative*

One texted me later: Holy f*ck

The problem is, constantly putting up with unwarranted resistance is bad for mental health.

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

Easy 💅🏽
#Heardle #39

🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

https://t.co/Qrgl8Gvqbj

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

I think I need to reign in how frequently I say “nice!” — this was a convo I had tonight:
Him:“Hey, you work at radio?”
Me:“Yeah. Do you go there a lot?”
H:“Yeah, well I used to, that is kind of my ex-girlfriend’s spot.”
M:“Nice!”

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

“YES!!” I emphatically declare every time I see one of those “you might be old but are you this old posts”. It’s always yes.

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

Not trying to be one of those people that comments on how early the darkness comes right now, but I checked my clock four times on my twenty minute drive to work tonight because I was like “I must be late, this isn’t right.”

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

Thinking of getting contacts again because I was just driving and saw a guy in the distance walking a cute dog that looked like a little ball. Can’t wait to get a closer look at that cute ball-looking dog I thought to myself. Anyway, it was just a ball.

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

@lauren_accardo 😩

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

Okay next let’s wear masks over the top half of our faces for a couple of years

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

I think a new weird thing going on is that I am offended by stranger’s faces

[rachel yara @bugposting]

when you are 22 the world asks you: do you want a fake email job and permanently detach from your body or do you want a fake service job and forget that you own a brain this is forever btw

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

@AHILBERT3000 Like cinnamon sugar in the wind

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

@AHILBERT3000 A bunch of his exes came out and atted him about being abusive so he faded away

[Nēa "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

we haven't talked enough about how it's the sealab year

[sara 🏳️‍🌈 @pudepaw]

How are y’all lining the outside of your lips without looking like you have fruit punch mouth?