sayaka quer gozar

vsfd odeio ser arromantica

[Paul🍀(#1 Baffy shipper)🐰🦆 @paul_edds_preso]

From HetSlop to YuriGem✌🏼
#Gorillazfanart #2doc

[sayaka quer gozar @pudimpodrefeio]

@COTM_2 o venom e o eddie aceitando uma terceira

[sayaka quer gozar @pudimpodrefeio]

@zoeymourango amiga supera esse tweet

[ane? @naoeaanenao]

mds eu nao suporto homem, além de lésbica eu provavelmente sou misândrica mesmo

[sayaka quer gozar @pudimpodrefeio]

@bolodecha na puta q till pariu ❤️

[Lily @lly1pio]

yo creía que instagram era adictivo hasta que me pasé 30 minutos en twitter

[nai ☆ @mmynoelles]

mbj!mj in the midst of the #sambucky divorce #spideymbj

[مخبأ @xm9wo]

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[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”

[Mena Botelho @zcahverse]

Por que todo vampiro tem uma mansão e todo lobisomem parece que tá devendo catorze meses de aluguel?

[iah @matcharkness]

billy is gay and tommy is scamming people wow babysitter agnes really did a good job influencing these kids 💜

[Taro🌺 @Tarostarrr]

White people when dark humour is about religion instead of straight racism

[𝐉𝐀𝟑𝟑𝟑 @NVv_P0uNk]

If ur a dude with curly hair ur a slut

[Shamboooooolic Woooooootral🎃👻💀🦇🕸️🧟⚰️🧙 @BradfemlyWalsh]

That's okay, nobody takes a magnifying glass to the gym

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

The true embodiment of patriarchy: I wish to go off and commit violence with no restriction for the glory of it and when I get back I want every women to be my mom.

[marce .ᐟ 𐂯 @puprott]

the maximoff family is a MESS. magic son adopted by lesbian ghost witch who is married to death while also fucking witch mother. speedster son a criminal. robot dad. ultron

[Z*Y @ThatComicFan3]

Why does a character need a reason to be disabled

[Dieguin @diegodavilah]

Tava ontem numa suruba com uns brother, na maior pilha com um cara gostoso, quando do nada surge um bicho feio e fica de quatro pra mim.. aquela porra fez minha pica murchar na hora. Tive que mandar um "esse eu não quero" pro mano e saí fora, estragou meu clima total

[maddu ☭ @daenerystopia]

ser uma pessoa que têm ideações suicidas desde os 11 anos e que sempre viu o suicídio como uma opção faz com que vc olhe pra vida miserável dos outros e pense com frequência "eu realmente não sei como essa pessoa nunca tentou se matar"

[nana @youngtaetws]

odeio quando falam de religião perto de mim, tipo eu não poderia ligar menos pra essa porra sabe