Puffer “In A Bucket” Fish

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Saw a girl today with tits so saggy they looked like two ziploc bags of soup. First time I’ve actually been turned OFF by a set of milkmakers. Shorty wasn’t even fat either. Recession indicator

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On day 482 of my Molly comedown. Starting to think I might just have depression

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Twitter is goated for jerking it. Except sometimes I be scrolling twitter porn and accidentally nut to someone dying. Idk iykyk

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I’m so racked and I just beat my high score on the Dino game. Shaping up to be an EPIC night

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At the UCLA undie run right now. Wearing black underwear with a pinto bean print. And a senior sash. Holla at me if you gotta jump to put jeans on

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@2peacechicken You telling me I get to pop cherry and her face hole is top tier?? 3 all day son

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Getting ankle surgery this summer. Today the doc asked me if I ever do drugs. Yeah, no shit I rip gator tails. I’m not a #loser. Couldn’t be honest tho cause my bitch ass mom was in the room. Will this affect my operation? #LANK

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Tony Soprano’s mother really puts things into perspective. Women can be ugly, talentless, annoying, and still expect you to turn water into wine for them. And even if you do that, they’ll spit it in your face. #rape livia

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The one weekend I don’t carry a bag, nobody talks to me. #correlation #causation

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Man I love SA #knicks #spurs

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If porn is poison then I must be fucking immune. Hahaha gonna go tug my willy

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What the fuck why am I in a fucking bucket. Swimming in my own shit and piss and cum. Fucking Tuesdays. #firsttweet #lager