Kronk Pepikrankenitz

be the spinach puff to my kronkie-poo

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

What’s the deal with airline food? It’s fucking delicious

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

@oliver___u Walk away.

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

In spy movies why doesn’t the fake tooth containing cyanid ever break when the person gets punched in the face. Do all spy’s have cyanid molars or only ones important to the plot

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

There are two types of males in the world. Men who yoyo and little boys

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

You can’t

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

Exorcists are just demon personal trainers change my mind

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

2 weeks ago I was ‘lazy’ and ‘unmotivated’ for staying at home all day. Now I’m saving the human race by doing the exact same thing. I don’t mean to sound conceded but am I a super hero? The answer is yes

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

All my life I’ve been searching for a reason to stay at home, smoke weed, and watch copious amounts of Netflix. But not like this

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

I still can’t believe the treatment for my hyperactivity and attention problems is just a little bit of almost meth a day. What a time to be alive god bless

[mar @sh3marr]

@SupremeDreams_1

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

Has anyone else noticed the direct correlation between people who liked the movie ratatouille as a child and them liking their hair pulled during sex as an adult? It’s for my thesis

[Skoog @Skoog]

date: have you ever seen Home Alone?

me: no what’s it about?

date: well there’s this kid. and he’s home.

me: are other people there?

date: oh man you'd hope so but no

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

Just woke up from my second nap today. Thinking of going for a natural nap trick

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

Just cause I like being a sea turtle doesn’t mean sea turtles do. Choke me

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

Nice

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

They should call me Fooliam because a https://t.co/p7NV556NQ0

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

If you think about it a bong is just a reverse saxophone because you suck in and it makes you feel jazzy

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

Microsoft Orfice

[Kronk Pepikrankenitz @PuffSpinach]

@thedumasschef This is how I felt at my intervention

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

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