In spy movies why doesn’t the fake tooth containing cyanid ever break when the person gets punched in the face. Do all spy’s have cyanid molars or only ones important to the plot
2 weeks ago I was ‘lazy’ and ‘unmotivated’ for staying at home all day. Now I’m saving the human race by doing the exact same thing. I don’t mean to sound conceded but am I a super hero? The answer is yes
I still can’t believe the treatment for my hyperactivity and attention problems is just a little bit of almost meth a day. What a time to be alive god bless
Has anyone else noticed the direct correlation between people who liked the movie ratatouille as a child and them liking their hair pulled during sex as an adult? It’s for my thesis
date: have you ever seen Home Alone?
me: no what’s it about?
date: well there’s this kid. and he’s home.
me: are other people there?
date: oh man you'd hope so but no