Nolan Booker

Proud owner of a friggin dog

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https://t.co/5rcS1nWMQ6

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Remembering Abe https://t.co/MkKazeaXM5

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

Ya but if natural selection was real, deers would have neon orange fur by now

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

@kidrockfan98 @killmefam that's confidential

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Locked up in the crib drinking Quarantini

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

@marc0manuel Trump supporter 👎🏻

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@Skoog cant believe that this sounds like another one of skoog’s crazy scenario tweets but it actually happened

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

Yoel Romayonaise

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

Bouncer won’t let me in, like he doesn’t know I am the owner of a red iPhone

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

sometimes I’ll jus spin in circles

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you choose to do when you’re in the elevator all alone that determines who you are

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

@PackersFan59 It’s comedy

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

@sugarxfiend No bunny. No loops. All Velcro.

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

300 followers I will now release my shoelace tying technique

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@quadromat Blumpkant 👎🏻

[Nolan Booker @thedumasschef]

Buying fresh white Converse every year only to feel the rush of rebellion as I turn them permanently brown 😈