puffzaddyy2.0

she/her/bitchhhhh nyc

[puffzaddyy2.0 @puffzaddyy]

woke up sad this morning bc my grandma is 94 & I haven’t seen her since July 2019 & I don’t know when I will be able to see her again... listen to how much this woman loves me
(this is a voicemail from 2014, but I save every VM she leaves me so I’ll always have her voice)

[໊ @sonohoor]

when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared

[armani @marnixample]

her microphone isn’t even on help 😭😭😭

[Gary @plzbepatient]

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[puffzaddyy2.0 @puffzaddyy]

This is how decide who/which photos to like on instagram:
Be the first post on my feed before I exit the app

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

I got outted and the world still continues to turn. Let’s get this straight (lmao) I am not ashamed of my sexuality! In reality it ain’t nobodies business! But I am okay with me 🖤 love yall

[still. @_vicdagoat]

i would’ve hollered like courage the cowardly dog.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

when you’re just a lowkey chill guy BUT TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I FALL FOR YOU

[elusive. @hilholla]

Yall was wearing Toms. I remember that.

[mlow @mayhewrote]

Trump getting ready to deport the same mexicans that voted for him

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[Dre @WhiiteBoiDre]

You know how ridiculous of a lie you have to tell for Trump to break character? lmaoo

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

just fell to my knees

[bran @slugopolis]

theres like a 2 month period when someone is falling in love with you where you can get them to read/listen/watch pretty anything. you really gotta take advantage of that

[drew @hydratedangel]

grabbed edamame from the table and slurped it just to realize there was no bean inside and it had already been ransacked by another person’s tongue