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[LJE_🍭🌧💫 @LeeJeAe_]

“Kapag yung kamay ni Hesus ang humawak sa maliliit na bigay natin, maraming mapapakain pero kapag ang kamay ay korap/ ganid, kahit gaano pang karami ang ibigay kulang na kulang marami pa ring magugutom.” - Cardinal Tagle today at PCF

📹(08.02.26)

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[The Lampara Project 🪔 @LamparaProject]

Kalye Surveys:

Leni - "dahil sa credentials niya"
Sara - "dahil sa tatay"

Ganyan din kayo kayo kay Marcos jr noong 2022. Binoto niyo dahil sa tatay, ano nangyari?

Uulitin niyo na naman?

Sukdulang katangahan na yan!

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Laughtrip ba.

[Ben Bernabe @yogawithben]

Philippines adds new provinces to its territories; frees Tibet and East Turkestan

MANILA, Philippines — New geological evidence shows that the land northwest of Batanes is a part of the continental shelf of Palawan and Batanes provinces of the Philippines. In a completely logical move, the Republic of the Philippines has amended its constitution and included the new land as part of its inalienable and exclusive sovereign territory. The provinces have been renamed to reflect their true nationality.

Geological evidence also shows that the Tibetan plateau and the Taklamakan Desert form a natural and sociocultural boundary with the new provinces. Along with the annexation of the new territories, the Republic of the Philippines has entered into two treaties recognizing the sovereignty of Tibet and East Turkestan. As a democratic and republican state, the Philippines in an official statement said that it believes in the rights of peoples to self-determination and has recognized the sovereignty of the Tibetan and East Turkestan people over their territories.

Local government elections for the new provinces are set for May 2028, simultaneous with the next general elections. Caretaker governments will continue on a holdover capacity until new officials at the provincial, city, and municipal levels have been elected.

In the meantime Filipinos no longer need to present passports when traveling to the new provinces. Children and adults particularly look forward to being able to visit two Disneylands without having to pay for visas. The two theme parks, located in the newly created provinces of Pancitan (formerly Hong Kong) and Lumpiyaan (formerly Shanghai) shall start offering rides and amusement features in Tagalog and Cebuano languages, with more Filipino languages to follow. ###

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Ai Pwede. This is good. Gusto ko ang Big Binondo. 😁

[Daily Tribune @tribunephl]

The Philippines now owns China according to DAILY TRIBUNE’s own imaginary 9-dash line.

According to Tribune scholars, since China claims Taiwan, and Taiwan is just north of Batanes, then by extension Batanes owns China.

The Philippines will also rename the entire island as “Big Binondo.”

[satire]

https://t.co/OOnbKJv6cw

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Ai ka linte guid with feelings! 😂 Amo na ya! 💯

[Mikee 🩷💚💙 @MikeeGulla]

Ganitong mga bardagulang content ang pasok sa panlasa ng masa. Ipakalat natin ang Team Tartty na walang habas madurog ng mga ddlis 😅😭 Orig video here: https://t.co/4QJmxhNfc9

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Ay! *whole*

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Weehhh!!! 🤪
I started to cry, which started the hold world laughing! 🤡

[The Philippine Star @PhilippineStar]

‘TAKOT NA TAKOT PO AKO’

Senator Pia Cayetano turns emotional as she talks about the shooting incident last week.

“Para sa amin na andito, napakaraming nangyari. Takot na takot po ako na kailangan ko na magpaalam sa mga anak ko,” she said.

“Para sabihin niyo na walang nangyari, nakapasakit para sa aming lahat na nandito,” she added. (Screenshots/Senate)

LIVESTREAM: https://t.co/C5Kfu18nvH

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Tama! 💯 Where’s the lie?!
Mag multiply pa unta ang mga tawo with the same mindset. https://t.co/zTrYGci0kr

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Jusmiyo! Gn dalahig niyo naman ang Ginoo. Ma kilatan ka tani! 🥴🤮

[Bilyonaryo News Channel @bncdotph]

'PEOPLE DOUBTED ME, BUT GOD DOES NOT DOUBT ME’

Senate President Alan Peter Cayetano addressed criticisms of his leadership following recent developments in the chamber, saying he remains committed to fulfilling his duties despite doubts raised against him.

He added that while people have questioned him throughout his life, he remains confident in his faith and will do his best as Senate President, noting that if his leadership is not acceptable, there are other senators who can take his place.

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May this be a reminder to all of us come 2028 election, especially sa mga shunga magpili leaders sg aton nasyon. Ai yudeputa guid ya!

[Sarii @sarii_dj]

Remember.. Zero votes for election 2028

THE LIST OF 13 SENATORS:

Bong Go
Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa
Robin Padilla
Rodante Marcoleta
Imee Marcos
Alan Peter Cayetano
Camille Villar
Mark Villar
Jinggoy Estrada
Joel Villanueva
Francis Escudero
Pia Cayetano
Loren Legarda

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Ai ka deps! 🤣💯

[OragonAko💗 @TheEvilFreak29]

Grabe naman kayo kay Sara. Hindi sya puwede interviehin ng mainstream mesia kasi atok atik atok lang maisagot niya.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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[NewsWatch Plus PH @newswatchplusph]

SUNTAY'S SEXUAL REMARKS VS ANNE CURTIS STRICKEN OUT OF RECORDS

WATCH: At the deliberations of the House justice committee on the impeachment suits against Vice President Sara Duterte, Quezon City Rep. Bong Suntay said he once had desires on actress and TV host Anne Curtis.

"Sinabi niya lang iyon, nagpapatawa lang siya. Lastly, alam mo minsan nasa Shang-rila ako, nakita ko si Anne Curtis, ang ganda ganda pala niya. May desire sa loob ko na nag-init talaga at na-imagine ko na lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Siyempre hanggang imagination ko na lang 'yun. Siyempre hindi ako pwedeng kasuhan dahil kung ano-ano ang na-imagine ko," he said, while defending the remarks of Duterte as the "designated survivor."

Suntay insisted there was no sexual innuendo with his remarks.

The committee voted to strike his manifestations from the records. | @bylancemejico

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It’s a Super Duper Big NO for me!
You can keep him forever.

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

‘GIVE BACK TO THE FILIPINO PEOPLE THEIR TATAY DIGONG’

Former President Rodrigo Duterte’s lead counsel, Nicholas Kaufman, says they aim to convince the International Criminal Court to dismiss the charges against Duterte and secure his release.

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[Vin @vince2681]

In short, Palamunin 🥴

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[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Nakamit ni PMAJ Inar Vic Florece ng Camarines Sur Police Provincial Office (CSPPO) ang Top 1 honors sa International Police Exchange Program na ginanap sa Abu Dhabi Police College, United Arab Emirates. | via @punongmhistrado

(📹: CSPPO)

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