Jade 🦀

Writer. Content Marketer. Geek. Worrier. Gamer. Dog enthusiast. Slytherin. Ask me about my Smeagol impression. 1/2 professional, 1/2 personal Twitter, all weird

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Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I think about Michael Gambon being cast as Dumbledore and it makes me angry for the rest of the day

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@YesMissMurphy

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@KevHughesie Hey, I have mum brain.

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I just wanted to say a big public thank you to my @asda driver Eugene (Peterborough) who went out of his way to bring my online shop to my new address after my stupid mum brain accidentally sent it to our old house. He was so kind and understanding and deserves some recognition.

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@andrewbrookes84 @rafayagha Woof

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@andrewbrookes84 My stomach turned for the person who did this

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@andrewbrookes84 We could have flown Pitbull in for a piss up

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@YesMissMurphy Maybe it’s based on location/availability, I can book to get mine this month at my local pharmacy and my second jab was in September.

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@andrewbrookes84 Like a Black Friday sale

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@aoife__sarah I’d say do a covid test as well just to be sure it’s not that 👀

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@aoife__sarah Can you stop talking about me. Thanks.

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@SamRicez That sound haunts me now.

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@AdamMartinBrown @andrewbrookes84 Oh. I’d put this in the brain vault.

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Wow. I am shocked.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The Eat Out to Help Out scheme caused a 'significant' rise in new #coronavirus infections, according to a university study https://t.co/rGkyd0Sa4K

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@SamRicez I'm already in the pit. Think I might just bury myself now.

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@ThreeUKSupport Hi, no 3G seems to be just as weak. Getting one bar at most on both and relying on Three WiFi call to make quick calls.

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Hi @ThreeUKSupport do you know if any work is going on in the pe4 area? I haven’t had decent signal for a week and no signal at all today. Struggling to make calls even on the WiFi support. Thanks!

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@ThreeUKSupport It's the PE45AL area, completely no signal again today. Thanks!

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So the doctors and scientists are the ones doing great things? The doctors and scientists the government didn’t seem to really listen to? Who’d have thought 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

But the most important factor in the global response to Covid-19 is on the biomedical front.

On that score the U.K. receives stellar marks and is certainly No. 1 on a per capita basis https://t.co/xlsM5wKCMf

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Still voting Tory? Have a gander...