Happy hour is dead. I know I always talk about the 50 cent wings and $5 margaritas and ending up at the club with your work laptop but it truly was amazing.
New ASU fans/current students: “RANK ASU NOW! WE’RE WINNING THE NATTY”
Longtime ASU fans/alumni: “dear God don’t let us blow this lead. I’m terrified.”
“I don’t know how you can watch that Real Housewives garbage.”
-straight guys who are going to spend their Friday night watching Mike Tyson vs Logan Paul