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[Losing it @prophethusband]

(Texting friend a pic of the fattest guy I’ve ever seen) Your dad lol
[no response for 2min]
just playing Lol not your dad
[no response for 5min]
I am so sorry. Your father has a Lion’s heart. He raised a champion

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[NAH| Majin「O」bama @ #TatakaiTuesday @2dJazz]

Huge red flag for me is when you hear people shitting on Little Caesars. No fucking respect. No loyalty for those that held us down. Always hot n ready, when we had NOTHING.

[the unassuming field mouse @barselphon]

lemme guess, you stood there and waited for your gay little flavored stimulant pouches itching for a fix like a good little bitch till he was done, didn't you?

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

When I have to spend money on deodorant and toothpaste instead of thick fortnite skins and lowtiergod stream donos

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i am genuinely of the belief that there is not a better two-post run than this

[pipislover1997 @pipislover1997]

Can't engage with Shakespeare because none of the characters scale above wall level. Slop narrative. Same thing with Sopranos or Breaking Bad wish they gave jesse some town level feats would have made it engaging

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[Mhiel @301pushups]

I need a girl with a square bob who got no pants. Sponge

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Good morning

[Sebastian Tinajero @Wolfseby]

Practicing some Fish Eye perspective sketching some SpongeBob 🧽

[Moonsault Slayer @VolSkimmer]

😭

[box! @fiddypairs]

dudes be like yeah melee is a game of expression and then spam laser and uptilt in place for 40 minutes YOU ARE EXPRESSING THAT YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE!!!!

[Malizip @malizlp]

When a solar flare hits your n64 and mario starts undressing himself and gets naked

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

excited cat drinking spongebob water

[Peter Hassett 🌕🐉 @peterhassett]

he perked up once the scoreboard showed 39-17

[tippity @tippity]

RAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH