luke

[luke @pukelhillips]

@fridgesticker Unbelievably tough meister

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[luke @pukelhillips]

@fridgesticker ethical hoop son or Marty supreme daughter

[Dan Meehan @DannyBigMeech]

We are so back.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Season Predictions:

CHAMPION: Denver

PLAYER PODCAST THAT GETS SOMEONE SUSPENDED: Porter Jr.

3PT% LEADER: Julian Champagnie

MVP: Jokic

WHEN THE NBA REVEALS CLIPPERS INVESTIGATION RESULTS: After the All-Star Break

SNEAKIEST TEAM TO MAKE PLAYOFFS: New Orleans Pelicans

OVER/UNDER GAMBLING SCANDALS: 2.5

GAMES BEFORE MEDIA STARTS WONDERING IF LEBRON WILL BE TRADED: 40.5

THE PLAYER WHO IS UNANIMOUSLY BELOVED BY NBA TWITTER: Yang Hansen

WILL THE NATIONAL GUARD BE CALLED TO DISPERSE KNICKS FANS OUTSIDE MSG: No

HOW FUNNY WILL THIS RUSSELL WESTBROOK SEASON BE (0-10)? 4

WILL NICO HARRISON HOST A Q&A WITH SEASON TICKET HOLDERS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE MAVS CLAIM 1ST PLACE IN THE WEST? Yes.

MONTH SIXERS FANS TURN ON PAUL GEORGE: January.

BEST MAD AT THE REFS POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE RANT: Will Hardy

WILL ADAM SILVER SAY "6-7" PUBLICLY BEFORE THE END OF THE REGULAR SEASON? Yes.

BEST TRASH TALK OVERHEARD DURING A GAME: OnlyFans reference.

6TH MAN OF THE YEAR: Payton Pritchard

WILL A FAN STORM THE COURT AND CONFRONT KEVIN DURANT ABOUT THEIR TWITTER ARGUMENT?: No.

MOST VIRAL MOMENT: Wemby

EPISODES COMPLETED BEFORE ESPN CENSORS INSIDE THE NBA: 5

DO ANY OF THE TORN ACHILLES REUTRN THIS SEASON? No.

MOST POPULAR SHOE WORN: Sabrina Ionescu

NEXT PLAYER(S) TO PROMOTE A CRYPTO "PROJECT": LaMelo Ball & Miles Bridges

WHERE IS KENT BAZEMORE? Ready, if needed.

[Flock @TheFlockIsHot]

legitimately how do you prepare for this

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ahead of his Sunday night game vs. Baltimore, NFL MVP Josh Allen will wear the first of nine custom @NewEraCap hats designed by patients at Buffalo’s Oishei Children’s Hospital. After each home game, the “Director of Billustration” will have his hat auctioned off to support the Patricia Allen Fund. This week’s hat was designed by a five-year-old patient named Jaxson, and fans can start bidding at kickoff of the game at https://t.co/95EEU9xmZ0

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

Birds live all over the world actually

[u4ic @_u4ic]

just found the greatest video of all time cause of this

[Kalan Hooks @KalanHookstv]

Jackson State’s Sonic Boom of the South played a rendition of Tyler, the Creator’s “Sticky” featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne in the fifth quarter against Alabama State:

(h/t: @ShowtimeWeb)

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

hold on
we may have found the the week 3 will levis picture

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

Look at Bron face, he a psycho man😭😭😭

[TealSlut @TealSlut]

charli: u wanna guess the colour of my underwear

billie:

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

No, I don't think I will

[ryan @beforethefevers]

she won the idgaf war

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Real chiller. Not trying to upload a story. Just trying to catch a buzz and keep eyes on the ball

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

so it appears as if I ordered airpods while I was drunk the other night

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

- Negative drip
- Absolutely zero aura
- Lives in a log cabin in Minnesota
- Only wears quarter-zip pullovers
- Bio says 'Isaiah 6.8 Football & Fishing

Yeah bro is about to be a sure fire Hall of Famer

[Marc D'Amico @Marc_DAmico]

Drug test the content team https://t.co/tKUa14VfcM