passenger princess

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

this is how i feel on a Monday when I take an adderall and clock in to being unemployed

[natalie @nataliestwt]

2 beers and replying to tweets

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

what is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

every time I see an mta worker in the box I want to ask them things like what do you like to do in there? what’s your favorite train? are you having a good day? how are your benefits? but I don’t think they want me to

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

next week ill run out of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash and moisturizer on what i can only anticipate will be the same day … how bleak

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

im so destined to surround myself with normie yuppies (not socially, just physically) every time I go to one of those neighborhoods where all the wework headasses livlaflov Im like yes this is for me joe and the juice, etc.

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

@plstopme me tending to my inner world today and leaving the house to do all I know

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

i like the part of neu york where i put my big headphones on and tweet while I’m walking

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

hope my legs get longer with age

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

zyn should receive bipartisan support… horrible pr move joe

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

amazing what ket does for my sciatica

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

senior year i listened to these days by nico before 1st period everyday in the car so my eyes were red and my biology teacher would be kinder to me

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

@kurtmedia1 Él es un hombre malvado

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

i have 3 step brothers as of yesterday. we got belligerently drunk last night and just watched the champions league final together. when my mom and sean aren’t looking im going to ask them for a zyn 🤍 #blendedfamiliesarebeautiful

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

@kurtmedia1 this reminds me of the time someone gave me a bag of TGIF potato skins for my birthday and Matty ate them before I woke up

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

@my_5ienna my only thought for 10 days

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

if i were on baggage with jerry springer (rip) my medium baggage would be that im unfortunately an anglophile

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

do you guys remember when Sammy died

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

there are a couple things I know deep in my heart and one of them is that I am never going to go to Australia even though I really liked the tv show dance academy

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

@kurtmedia1 I’m freaking out what backyard is this

[passenger princess @pukeonherprada]

if i ever have to date again i think im going to try a man who wears really beautiful cashmere suits everyday even if he’s gay